Street Fighter 2’: Champion Edition

“Balrog?” said the dictator.

Balrog looked up.

“Yeah, boss?” said the boxer.

“No,” said the masked man, “Vega was talking to me!”

“Hey, dumb dumb, you’re Vega! I’m Balrog! He’s—”

“Vega,” said the dictator. “That’s been my name the whole time. Honestly, Mike Bison, I’m surprised it’s taken you this long to figure out.”

“What? Mike Bison? No, you’re M. Bison. Never learned what the M. stood for, but yeah, you’re M. Bison!”

“And I’m Sagat!” said Sagat.

They all looked at him.

“I was the final boss of the first game!” he continued. That’s when the cannibalism started.

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