Not Another Teen Movie

I went into this expecting a poisonous dirt sandwich and what I got was a plain Oreo cookie that’s been left on the counter for two hours: better than I expected but far from a great meal. If this were made today, it would be a series of YouTube videos and be better off for its segmented nature and lower budget; it would certainly give the better, less-raunchy material room to breathe. “Not” treats teen films with a great deal of disdain, which made sense due to the genre’s ubiquity and track record and no longer makes sense, so, yeah.

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