Bebe’s Kids (SNES title)

Bebe’s kids don’t follow the rules. What rules? Fuck you. This is a side-scrolling beat-em-up NO ITS NOT IT IS A PUZZLE GAME except when it is a beat-em-up. You can’t keep up with “Bebe’s Kids”. They make the rules up as they go. Calvinball is awesome when you have that sort of godlike agency, and “Bebe’s Kids” successfully conveys how it feels when you’re not the one in the driver’s seat. Alternately, “Bebe’s Kids” is what happens when a programming team does their jobs while on peyote. Arguably the worst game on the Super Nintendo and of all time.

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