Vampire Survivors: Tides of the Foscari

We need to stop. We need to stop the madness. I have almost three-hundred hours logged into this game and I am convinced I will be heavily encouraged to spend another three-hundred in this game once the lightbulb goes off and they get around to patching in the “complete every level with every character” achievement. The madness has gone on long enough. I see garlic in my sleep, I taste dragons on my tongue, and worms are starting to look cute to me. I don’t know how much longer we can all hold out. That Netflix show is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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