Mario Party (Switch Online version)

“This takes me back. I may be a jaded dude in my thirties, but every aspect of this presentation is nailing it in terms of lightening the mood and setting the stage for a jolly good time, even with no other humans playing with me. Why isn’t this considered a classic?”

(lightning strike)

“Wait, that sounds like either Christ or the antichrist is on their way, and they only come around Mario Party to—”

(ominous satanic chanting)

“No! Nintendo even put up a warning not to use the controller that way! I DON’T WANT HOLES IN MY HANDS AGAIN!”

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