Dino Danshoku vs. Yuki Ueno for the KO-D Openweight Championship, from DDT Heatwave Over Flowers 3

I haven’t read recaps or reviews, so here’s my attempt at parsing all of this. Ahem: Danshoku is a grizzled vet trying to make the most of what might be his last big shot, but his attempts at being serious are undercut by his typical aggressive gay tactics. Imagine if Jack in “Titanic” was played by Rodney Dangerfield; that’s probably a more pleasant sight than the Danshoku Driver, a piledriver executed after shoving the opponent’s head into your tights (and if you have to ask what the “Shining Cock” is, you don’t need to know). I could not stop laughing.

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