Clu Clu Land
Video games have been a hobby of mine longer than I’ve been cognizant of my status as a human being, and yet “Clu Clu Land”, released at a time when the rules and restrictions of most games could be ascertained just by looking at the screen, had me looking up an instruction book on what it was and what was expected of me. Turns out you fill in spots on a board so it forms an image, so it’s picross except it sucks and I hate it and it should be forgotten. Still better than “Shadow of the Colossus”, though.
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