A Christmas Prince

Knockoff Julie Bowen gets told by her boss, knockoff Maggie Wheeler, to get the scoop on knockoff Chris Pine, who falls for KJB's charmingly-clumsy ways. This is not the worst Christmas movie ever made (I've seen the worst, it's called "Santa With Muscles"), but it's impossible to unironically enjoy this unless you've a massive sweet tooth for Hallmark glurge. It's the epitome of just-below-average fare, with fine acting and okayish dialogue that's all functional but never inspired or even interesting. RiffTrax are going to have a field day with this, or you can get loaded and do their job yourself.

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