WWE Great Balls of Fire

Look here, see! We gots ourselves a wrestling shindig! It's a true freak show, see! Men are throwing each other in ambulances! You wouldn't see that kind of poppycock at the drive-in, or Johnny Carson for that matter! Also, didja see those gams on Sheamus? Yes, folks, those are some mighty fine gams! Yes, indeed, folks, "Great Balls of Fire" was a whole lot of something, a whole bunch of okay and kind of good that wasn't too offensive to the senses, unlike that damn Elvis. He swivels his hips! The fiend! Think of the children, you foul, wretched mucksnipe!

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