Woah, Dave! (3DS version)

Perhaps the geniuses over at MiniVisions thought that coopting the look of old school arcade games meant it could get away with coopting the generous reception such games enjoyed back at a time when putting AN APE AND A MAN IN THE SAME VIDEO GAME was considered a technological achievement. Y'all know I ain't that generous, but even if it was released to compete with those games, "Woah, Dave!"'s gameplay loop is so far behind the standards of the time it evokes that it would have died in the marketplace. Aims for five minutes of fun, can't give me two.

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