Vampire Survivors (bugs and improvements “patch”)

The year is 2096. The oceans are gone; what remains is a synthetic substitute, barely enough to sustain aquatic life for the short term. The average temperature during the winter months is ninety-seven degrees Fahrenheit. Consumption of television shows and films consists of flashing images at audiences combined with blaring noises, with the intended experience only coming to the audience over the course of the next several days or weeks as their brain sorts through the visual and audio noise and makes sense of it. The next Vampire Survivors update has been released, and every new character has huge genitalia.

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The Undertaker (Brian Lee) vs. The Undertaker, from WWF Summerslam 1994