The King of Kings (NES version)

Larry: “Alright, the last one didn’t go over so well, what should we do with the next one?”

Bob: “Okay, here me out: three games, one cartridge, who gives a crap about how good they turn out?”

Larry: “That sounds an awful lot like what we did last time.”

Bob: “Yeah, but you’re putting too much stock in how well they’ll be received. We’re skirting the system! Whoever buys this will either do so as a novelty or because they’re a religious nutbag!”

Larry: “Dammit, you’re right! Meeting’s over, where’s the cocaine?”

Bob: “It’s, um, right in front of you.”

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