Terrifier 2

“Terrifier” worked, by the skin of its teeth, because it was a brief shock to the system that made no apologies for what it was. “Terrifier 2”, on the other hand, is over two hours long, and while it would be presumptive to make observations of quality based on such metrics, this sequel would probably have been as long as the first if it cut out the toothless melodrama. It gets cooking when people start screaming and Kool-Aid is splashed against the walls, but these parts are outnumbered by scenes involving crappy lore and poorly-written dialogue. There’re better guilty pleasures.

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