Super Soccer

If I cared more about the world’s favorite sport, I could probably do a better job of informing how its camera angles and loose sense of play make for a game that makes “Mega Man Soccer” look like the latest FIFA in comparison. My “fuck off” moment with this game came when I got a red card after body-checking an opposing teammate, which would have been fine if the CPU and I hadn’t spent most of the game doing that to each other without incident. It can’t decide if it’s a fantasy or simulation, so it settles for being crap.

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