Sádika vs Sadik Maiden, from Zona 23 Deshuesadero Bloodsport 23

Between the sloppy editing, the lack of actual wrestling (I’m convinced the only “wrestling” hold Maiden knows is the yoshi tonic), the nonexistent narrative, and the brutal bumps that had me watching half this match through my hands, I feel I could rate this anywhere from a 1 to a 9 and be on the money. The whole match in a nutshell is the spot involving a car door—the window is supposed to get smashed out in the carnage, and when it doesn’t go when it’s supposed to, the attacker goes overboard trying to break it. Stupid and marvelous.

7