Rogue One: A Star Wars Hope Hope

What a radical idea RO represents, setting a "Star Wars" story in an intimate setting while ensuring a lack of intimacy. The end result is a story devoid of emotional stakes, which some might call a refreshing throwback to the prequels. We can't have character development here, obviously, those scenes would have gotten in the way of the scenes where certain people have to be at certain places at certain times to necessitate conflict to bring this film to Official Theatrical Release status. This is the big studio version of an OVA, inessential and bad and full of shameless fanservice.

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