Kuru Kuru Kururin

“Roundabout” was a dumb and stupid game about moving a spinning object through the world and it was still better than this. Granted, I’m experiencing this after playing “Roundabout” through the Switch Online service, but Nintendo held off on releasing this in North America for fifteen years and I cannot judge how this would have felt in 2001, the year of its initial release, because I am not playing it in 2001 and, since we can’t figure out those damn time wormholes, I will never be able to play it in 2001. It’s bad and it sucks and is boring.

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