JJ Garrett vs. Rim Tinkler, from Game Changer Wrestling / GCW The Invisible Man Presents W.O.M.B.A.T. 2 (also marketed as “WOMBAT Returns”)

“Ha ha, an up-and-coming indie wrestling fan got into a spat with an old timer that insists things were better back when half the locker room was on steroids and the craziest thing you’d see on a show was someone gently stepping off the top rope, so they put on a match that was little more than headlocks for fifteen minutes. Heck, they even made it available for free, so what’s the harm in watching it for myself and seeing what sort of anti-humor arises from this?”

(fifteen minutes later)

“I have started this year in a boldly awful fashion.”

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