Hong Kong 97

Offensive to all of the senses (and probably many copyright laws), “Hong Kong 97” aims to be one of the worst games of all time. It isn’t, but that isn’t for a lack of trying. The excuse plot is poorly written and has holes you can drive a truck through, the shooting feels awful, and your punishment for getting hit once is the game over screen, which shows either a dead body or a very convincing portrayal of one. On the bright side, it’s over in five minutes, which puts this above other bad games, like “Shadow of the Colossus”.

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