Heardle

The first time Heardle should’ve been shut down was last July, when it was bought by Spotify and everyone predicted it would be shut down in under a year (rip the band-aid off, I say). The second time Heardle should’ve been shut down was when it ripped me off by using a Fall Out Boy song I had never heard of that heavily sampled Suzanne Vega’s “Tom’s Diner”, among the most iconic songs of the 90s (ignorance was bliss!). The third time Heardle should’ve been shut down was never, because WHY, but it made no money, so it died. Cool.

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