Gunman Clive (3DS version)
"Gunman Clive" is not about innovation or satisfaction. He is about moving to the right and shooting whatever prevents him from doing so. His goal: the girl. Heralded for being "a game", "Gunman Clive" is the definition of functional. This feels like a demo for investors to sell a product down the line. The occasional change in gameplay does little to abate the boredom of the core experience. It doesn't even bother with being aesthetically pleasing: the graphics and sound likely could have been replicated on the original Game Boy. Your real reward: getting to play as a duck. Yep.
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