Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston for the WWE Championship, from the October 4, 2019 edition of WWE Smackdown (main event of the first episode on FOX)

Vince: “DAMMIT YOU GINGER FUCK TELL ME WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO KEEP FOX FROM PUTTING MY BABIES ON FS1”

Underpaid Writer: “Well, history shows that the worst possible thing you can do in a pinch is hotshot belts, and while Kingston hasn’t lit the world on fire as champion, that’s not a failure on his end but our own. Having Kingston go over a world-class opponent in this important night could—”

VINCE: “FUCK THAT SHIT PUT THE BELT ON THE JACKED-UP WHITE BOY DEAL WITH IT”

 UW: “But sir, that will only hurt us in—”

 (Vince fucking murders UW)

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