Bound (PS4 version)

(uh huh honey)

"True art is incomprehensible"

Is said by people that I hate on principle

Buncha nothing doing, this game is

Another walking simulator that takes the piss

Pause for dancing breaks that don't do squat

The whole game looking like the shooting parts of "Kingdom Hearts"

(uh huh honey)

Whole game's two hours long, that's fine in theory

Except playing for twenty minutes leaves me feeling weary

I ain't doing syllable counts for these silly rhymes

But this write-up is still better than "Bound"

That part didn't rhyme but whatever I'm glad I didn't spend money on this

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