BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle (Switch version)

You turn on the game, wait through the load screens, then get assaulted by a wall of sound that signals you can now press start to get to the menu. Then you press start again, access the online lobby, curse as no one is playing ranked so there's no way to assure you're about to play someone around your skill level, then navigate to a casual lobby. You sit down next to someone who seems nice only to see they've tallied hundreds of victories. As the game struggles to load its backgrounds, you wonder why you do this to yourself.

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