Bible Adventures (NES version)

Religion has been the impetus for a great many people to do a whole lot of good in the world, such as combating poverty, helping rebuild lives marred by tragedy, and served as the inspiration for great works of art. It has also inspired war, persecution, and “Bible Adventures”, so I’ll call it a push. This is “Mario 2” as done by some whackjob with no concept of level design or solid mechanics. It doesn’t even teach stories from the Bible when you get down to it. Just a miserable fucking experience that you shouldn’t engage with a sober mind.

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