Barry (Season One)

“Oh, hey, Bill Hader plays a hitman that has to kill an actor but he gets the acting bug instead! This is just ripe for comedic gold!”

(four hours later)

“Our fragile beings know nothing of the horrors we will inevitably face. Death will come for us all, no matter the lies we tell ourselves, and we tell ourselves many lies. Reincarnation, ha; you come back only to lie to yourself, and then, dust, then, ha. It’s a necessary process, though, due to that fragility, of blocking out that everything we will ever do will eventually not matter. Eat Arby’s.”

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